Santa Mierda's Bonuses and Penalties (all paid to the drink kitty)

Ra!'s scribes have decreed that, to make things a little more interesting, we will have a few fines and bonuses for certain situations. Any monies collected in penalties will go to buying drinks. The rules are as follows:

The Good

• 8 ball run or break and run, everybody gives that player 10,000. Subsequent cases will be 3,000 per player (aka one drink)
• 8 ball in on the break, 1,000 from everyone.
• If you go up over 150 points at the end of the season, you get a drink from the captain. If you're the captain, someone on the team will buy one for you. =)
• If you go up over 100 points at any point in the season, you get a drink from the captain. If you're the captain, someone on the team will buy one for you. =)
• If you win both singles games, the losingest player that night will buy you a drink.

The Bad

• Scratch when shooting for the 8-ball, -2,000 (updated)
• Horribly distracting a player when he's shooting a crucial shot in the match, -1,000. (updated)
• Cue ball in on the break ("scratch" in other words, you pinche testaduro) costs you 1,000
• Every loss costs you 1,000
• If you lose 100 pts in the season, put 10,000 into the drink kitty.
• If you miss the 8 ball that is 9 cm (or 3 ball lengths) or less from the pocket, put 5,000 into the kitty. Feel free to curse yourself, your relatives, other players, and anyone within 15 meters of you.
• Lose three straight games, 5,000 won into the pussy.
• If you get a free ball and miss your shot, 2,000 won to the kitty.
• If your singles or doubles game lasts longer than 21 minutes, you have to buy a pitcher of beer for the Mierda team.