Welcome Back Bill (Can Do No)!

Bill brought us some luck as we edged the Juicers 8-7.

Let's get down to the nitty-gritty.

(Stupid) Fines:

Dwayne: 0 (Although you had no business winning that first game. lol)

Kae-Hoon: -1,000 (doubles)

Andy: -2,000 (Still batting .300 at home.)

Ralph: -1,000 (Kid Kyle is the Ralph killa.)

Bill: -1,000 (Welcome back to the team.) Nice wins.

Taek: -2,000 (wtf?)

JB: -5,000 (3 in a row.) That doubles game was ours. You have to hand it Kyle though. He made two great shots under pressure.

Bad Beats

The Stats Man has compiled some examples of true underdogs overcoming adversity. "Yes. We can."

Bill (not sure if he's still a member of the team) vs. Hana

Manhattan Velvet Fingers

Rating 1601

Singles Record 4 Games Played

2 Wins (Thanks for giving me one Bill.)

Kae-Hoon vs. Cold Steel

IPC Pinoy

Rating 1627

Singles Record 6 Games Played

3 Wins (Thanks for two wins Kenneth.)

Andy vs. Ammar

Cheers The Playerz

Rating 1542

Singles Record 21 Games Played

8 Wins (Thanks for shooting my balls in Andy.)

Taek vs. Luna

The Loft Stix

Rating 1607

Singles Record 24 Games Played

9 Wins (Thanks for the unorthodox safety play Taek.)

Enda vs. Mylene

IPC Pinoy

Mylene Hall Rating 1575

Singles Record 5 Games Played

1 Win (Thanks for getting me on the board Enda.)

Ra vs. Hae-Dam Jun

Overall Ranking #390

Rating 1451

Singles Record 9 Games Played

2 Wins (Thanks Ra! I needed the confidence boost.)

JB vs. So Hee

Dolce Vita Sweet Life

Rating 1550

Singles Record 21 Games Played

8 Wins (It was a tough match that could've gone either way.)

Brother Dwayne has no bad beats. Let's call him Mr. Consistency.

69 with the girls from NSP (there's supposed to be a hyphen in there: 6-9)

6 to 9 | Nice game guys. I take full responsibility for the loss. I am in a deep slump. I'll break out soon. Sorry for the loss. I should have won two of my games and we would have won the night. Anyway, after looking at the fines, I found that apart from Taek who had a great night, we just kinda sucked last night. Still, it was a fun night and the good news is the drink kitty amassed 23,000 Won!

Fines:
Andi = -7,000 (3 straight losses and a missed ball in hand, ouch!) + 2,000 Cheers
Ralpha = -5,000 for 3 straight losses +5,000 Cheers
JBer = - 2,000 for 2 losses +1,000 Cheers
Taek Nine = Great job! -2,000 Cheers
Kae Hoonie = -1,000 -1,000 Cheers
Dwaynie poo = -5,000 for 3 straight losses +1,000 Cheers


= 23,000 for the kitty (see the running total)

Why Andy Should Sit Out Next Week...

According to the Stats Man, here are the winning percentages for each Santa Mierda player at home:

Kae Hoon .667

Dwayne .571

Taek .500

Ra .476

JB .416

Andy .307

What's the reason for this discrepancy? I don't know. I'm just the Stats Man.

Itaewon Money Tournaments

개훈! 승리를 축하해요! Kae Hoon "Kenneth" Lee wins the Itaewon Money Tournament B and 400,000 W.

Dwayne wins 50,000 W in the A Level. Andy, Taek, and Ralph all suck.

JB. No comment.